Strange Christmas gifts are fun to give. They
are so unpredictable. Just when you think you've seen everything
someone hands you a strange Christmas gift that you've never seen
before. Giving strange Christmas gift is a hoot. The look on someone's
face when they first open and look at your strange Christmas gift
with a "what the heck is that" look on their face is priceless.
We've put together some rather strange Christmas gifts that are
sure to elicit these same facial expressions. Enjoy.
Hairy Butt Wax
Got a hairy butt? Then wax it, with the world's first home
waxing kit made specifically for one's buttocks area. Don't
use this Hairy Butt Wax for the legs or facial regions as
it is simply too powerful. Call now for a gallon of our supreme
Hairy Butt Wax and then rip away!
Fart in a Jar
Want someone to remember you? This is a cheap but memorable, strange
Christmas gift that will make the most diehard conservative giggle
a bit. Capture your own essence after eating Mexican food in a jar
or other container that can be made to be airtight and then give
the gift of odor this holiday season.
So, you've decided to shave your eyebrows. What do you do
with the clippings? You save them and reassemble them, that's
what. Assemble your eyebrow hairs on a small piece of whiteboard
gluing each one into place. Your recipient is sure to look
twice at this strange Christmas gift.
Toilet Paper Cylinder
Once you used up a roll of toilet paper, there is a cardboard
cylinder left. Do you simply throw this away? Yes, you probably
do. But not this Christmas. You give that gift to someone
who will appreciate getting a strange Christmas gift such
as this. - if you can find one.
Bag of Toe Nails
For this you will need to have started early. Save your toenail
clippings and give them to a loved one. Explain that you wanted
them to have some of your DNA this Christmas to remember you
buy. You may even wish to present the clippings in a ring
box to give it a more elegant touch.
All of Your Shoestrings
Take all the shoestrings off all of your shoes and give them
as a gift this Christmas. Before letting your recipient open
the box, tell them you are giving them something very special
with no strings attached. Watch the expression on their face
as they take out your present.
No matter what strange Christmas gifts you decide to give
this holiday season it is important that your recipient have
the same demented sense of humor that you do. Pick your recipient
before you pick your present. Then give them something truly
wild, weird and wacky this holiday season.